Happy Presidents' Day! Ludvig Aberg just won a free Genesis Sedan and $4 milly at Torrey Pines on a walk off birdie on the 18th. He probably had a better Sunday than you, just slightly. However, he IS sponsored by Adidas which is super lame. Nonetheless, the Swede finally won his first signature tournament on the PGA Tour. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

• 👨‍🔬 Bryson climbed onto a random person’s balcony just to get his yardage this past weekend (read)

• 🐯 Everyone’s rocking red this Sunday at Torrey for Tiger (read)

• 📺 Exclusive interview with TGL’s CEO on why the best golfers in the world suck at simulator golf so far (read)

• 🥩 Watch Barstool Beef’s debut with Foreplay and Jersey Jerry (watch)

🐝 Stinger of the Day

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🎙️ The Starter

Last Starter: 85% of you legends knew that the 11th, 12th, and 13th at Augusta is nicknamed the “Amen Corner.” Well done. Want to go to the Master’s this year? Well, all you need to do is cough up $3k or become friends with a very rich person. ⬇️

📰 GOLF STORIES

 🐯 Supporting Tiger (and Tida) With Red

On Sunday at the Genesis Invitational, players were rocking red pins that said 'For Tida' to honor Tiger Woods' late mom, Kultida. Tiger had to bail on the tourney after she passed, but the golf fam showed love with these heartfelt badges & more red than usual on the course. ⬇️

📺 Exclusive TGL Update

TGL's tech boss just addressed the simulator drama that's had golf fans questioning everything. From Tiger's impossible wedge shot to Tommy Fleetwood hitting a ball that disappeared, the real stories behind these glitches are wilder than anyone imagined. ⬇️

🥩 BEEF

Barstool Foreplay released their first video with their new head golf pro hire, Barstool Beef. They found him on the internet doing golf videos. He’s so perfectly Barstool and an absolute stick. Also, anything Jersey Jerry touches turns to gold ⬇️

👨‍🔬 The Mad Scientist

Bryson DeChambeau's latest shot in Adelaide left his playing partners in complete disbelief. Golf's mad scientist climbed onto a random house's balcony just to get his yardage, and Dustin Johnson and Abraham Ancer still can't believe what they witnessed. ⬇️

🍻 THE PARKING LOT

The Golf Match Of The Century (Bob Does Sports Vs Spittin' Chiclets)

Read:

•  🍀 Talk about taking home a sweet souvenir, watch this fan catch a Rory divot at Torrey

• 🇺🇸 Captain Keegan with an absolute ACE on the third - WATCH IT HERE

• 😱 With his W in Australia, Joaquin Niemann now has 3 wins on LIV and has made over $43 million in prize money since the move - DAMN, read more.

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