⛳️ Bryson hit a golf ball 400 yards

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April 25, 2025

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Happy Friday. Phil Mickelson couldn't contain himself watching Bryson DeChambeau launch 400-yard bombs at LIV Golf Mexico City: "That's very sexy." The 54-year-old legend observed in awe as DeChambeau's monitor displayed the absurd numbers—199-mph ball speed and 407-yard carry—at Club de Golf Chapultepec's 8,000-foot elevation. Despite this spectacular power display, DeChambeau's recent Masters collapse in the final pairing with Rory McIlroy proves even the game's longest hitter needs precision to match his distance. The question remains whether these Mexican missiles will translate to victory or just more viral social media content.

Bryson’s 400 Yard Drive ⬇️

And Phil’s response ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

  • 💀 Former world #1 Yani Tseng has taken the most desperate measure imaginable to save her putting stroke (completely switching hands)

  • 😳 A California golf course has gone nuclear against an adulterous couple using its parking lot for weekly backseat rendezvous (secret affair)

  • 😂 Shane Lowry just proved golf's most powerful force might be negative self-talk (self fulfilling prophecies are real)

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📰 GOLF STORIES

 💀 Former #1 switches hands to fix putting

Former world #1 Yani Tseng has taken the most desperate measure imaginable to save her putting stroke—completely switching hands. The five-time major champion now plays right-handed from tee to green but flips to left-handed on the putting surface, a radical change captured during Thursday's Chevron Championship broadcast. Once golf's most dominant force with five majors before age 23, Tseng hasn't won since 2012 and failed to make a single cut in 20 LPGA starts across 2021 and 2024. "For a player to do something this drastic, you really have to be fighting some demons," noted commentator Morgan Pressel about this last-resort solution from a champion desperately trying to recapture her former glory. ⬇️

😳 Golf Course threatens to expose secret affair

A California golf course has gone nuclear against an adulterous couple using its parking lot for weekly backseat rendezvous. Skylinks at Buchanan Fields publicly threatened to release security footage of the affair on Instagram, declaring "We're a family golf course—not some Jerry Springer family destruction zone." The 9-hole track's owner "Kiwi" confirmed the maintenance crew spotted the same black and silver cars meeting weekly behind recycling bins. The viral post triggered unexpected responses, including suspicious husbands calling to request footage details. "We're not here to destroy people's lives," Kiwi clarified. "We just want them to stop using our parking lot like it's a poorly disguised drive-in." ⬇️

 😂 Shane Lowry jinxes himself

Shane Lowry just proved golf's most powerful force might be negative self-talk. The major champion experienced every weekend hacker's nightmare during Wednesday's Zurich Classic practice round when he manifested his own disaster, telling Rory McIlroy's caddie he might top his opening drive—then immediately doing exactly that. The mortifying moment, complete with Lowry's priceless "Ohhhh, f---ing hell" reaction, had everyone around him laughing hysterically. While embarrassing, the Irish star's relatable golf moment shows even the world's elite aren't immune to golf's cruelest mental tricks. Thankfully, having the world #2 as his tournament partner should help overcome any lingering psychological damage. ⬇️

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