⛳️ Bryson is back...

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Bogey Bois
May 05, 2025

Happy Monday. Bryson DeChambeau finally conquered his Sunday demons, sinking a spectacular 48-foot birdie putt on 17 to secure both individual and team titles at LIV Golf Korea. After surrendering 36-hole leads in his previous two LIV events and faltering at the Masters, DeChambeau delivered six back-nine birdies to edge teammate Charles Howell III's blistering 63 by two shots. "That was a lot of tension," admitted DeChambeau after collecting $4 million. "I feel like I've been playing some great golf, but I just haven't gotten the job done." The victory builds momentum for his PGA Championship bid after finishing runner-up last year. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

  • 💪 Scottie Scheffler just delivered golf's most dominant performance in years, winning by seven shots while tying the PGA Tour scoring record at 30-under par (insane round)

  • ⛳️ Rory Mcllroy went on the Tonight Show and revealed the 5 word text that Tiger sent him after the Masters & the one mega-celebrity who called to congratulate Rory with a landline phone (he doesn’t have a cell phone)

  • 👀 The PGA Tour's rangefinder experiment claimed its first victim when Davis Riley penalized himself for accidentally using the prohibited slope function (yes, you read that right)

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📰 GOLF STORIES

💪 The Most Dominant Golf Performance in Years

Scottie Scheffler just delivered golf's most dominant performance in years, winning by seven shots while tying the PGA Tour scoring record at 30-under par. The most revealing perspective came from Jordan Spieth, who watched his Dallas neighbor's clinic up close: "It wasn't that long ago I was definitely better than him, and now I'm definitely not." Spieth, a three-time major champion, admitted Scheffler's dominance has become his personal measuring stick: "I know if I'm able to clip him when we're playing at home, then I'm playing really well. That's just the way it's been the last few years." ⬇️

⛳️ Tiger’s 5 word Text to Rory Mcllroy

Tiger Woods welcomed Rory McIlroy to golf's most exclusive club with just five perfect words: "Welcome to the club, kid." During his "Tonight Show" appearance, McIlroy marveled at joining the career Grand Slam fraternity that includes only three other living members—Gary Player (90), Jack Nicklaus (85), and Woods. The most surprising congratulations? A voicemail from Sir Elton John's assistant explaining the music legend wanted to call personally but "doesn't have a cell phone, so you might get a call from a landline in Windsor, England." McIlroy's charmed reaction: "I didn't know Elton John even knew what golf was." They also reenacted the famous clip of Rory chipping balls into washing machines. ⬇️

 👀 PGA Pro Assessed Penalty for Rangefinder

The PGA Tour's rangefinder experiment claimed its first victim when Davis Riley penalized himself for accidentally using the prohibited slope function. Though only Riley and his caddie knew the device displayed elevation data at the par-3 17th, he immediately sought out a rules official after finishing the hole. "It's a gentleman's game," Riley explained after receiving a two-stroke penalty instead of disqualification. Despite the setback, the two-time Tour winner rallied with a birdie and eagle to make the cut, but warned: "I'd hate to see something happen coming down the stretch and cost the tournament." ⬇️

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