⛳️ Bryson is mad at bunkers

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Bogey Bois
May 02, 2025

Happy Friday. The internet's most absurd debate—100 men vs. one gorilla—just got settled by the only golfer with actual primate fighting experience. Boo Weekley, who was once knocked unconscious by an orangutan at a country fair, delivered a hilarious verdict: "I still think the gorilla outlasts us." The former Ryder Cup star's vivid description of arms being ripped off followed by a mass exodus of terrified humans ended with his practical solution: "I'm getting in the truck and leaving." While millions argue online, Weekley's firsthand experience makes his assessment uniquely authoritative. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

  • 🚬 LPGA star Charley Hull's toughest opponent wasn't another golfer—it was nicotine addiction (but quitting was the “easiest thing she ever did”)

  • 🤬 A leaked practice round video just exposed Bryson DeChambeau's unfiltered frustration in an explict-laden outburst (watch)

  • 🎙️ Justin Thomas is tired of watching amateurs sabotage themselves with the one thing that holds every single one of them back (it’s super common)

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🎙️ The Starter

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Last Starter: 38% of readers knew that Rory Mcllroy is the only golfer that has won the FedEx Cup three times. In honor of him chasing #4, here’s the infamous video of him showing off his wedge skills at 9 years old. ⬇️

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🤬 Bryson’s Bunker Outburst

A leaked practice round video just exposed Bryson DeChambeau's unfiltered frustration with Mexican bunkers, giving critics fresh ammunition. "Worst f---ing bunkers ever," the LIV Golf star exclaimed while struggling to advance the ball from Chapultepec's sand traps. This outburst comes during a brutal stretch of Sunday disappointments—75s at LIV Doral and the Masters final pairing with McIlroy, plus another collapse in Mexico. DeChambeau's concerns about potential wrist injuries may be legitimate, but his detractors are seizing this moment as proof that the two-time U.S. Open champion's newfound likability was merely calculated marketing. ⬇️

🚬 Hull says quitting nicotine is the “easiest thing”

LPGA star Charley Hull's toughest opponent wasn't another golfer—it was nicotine addiction. After going viral last summer for smoking during a U.S. Women's Open autograph session, she made a $12,500 bet with a friend that she could quit. Six weeks into the wager, the world #14 hasn't touched a cigarette, declaring "I think it's the easiest thing I've ever done in my life." Hull's surprising success—despite occasionally using nicotine pouches—showcases the mental toughness that's made her one of golf's most compelling personalities on and off the course. ⬇️

🎙️ Justin Thomas’ advice to amateurs

Justin Thomas is tired of watching amateurs sabotage themselves with ego-driven club selection. The two-time major champion revealed his frustration in a recent Titleist video: "It's infuriating to me to watch amateurs every week in pro-ams just not hit enough club." While demonstrating his approach to a 103-yard shot with wind, Thomas chose a pitching wedge instead of a lob wedge—the opposite of what most recreational players would do. His challenge to amateurs? "This game is hard enough already. I dare you to hit it over a green." ⬇️

⛳️ How to not suck (at golf)

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