⛳️ Burial

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Bogey Bois
March 24, 2025

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Happy Monday. Even professional golfers have moments when they want to murder their equipment. PGA Tour fan-favorite Sahith Theegala was caught on camera absolutely demolishing his club after blocking a tee shot into a bunker at the Valspar Championship. The shocking part? Theegala was actually one-under par and went on to get up-and-down for a casual par save immediately after his violent club burial. Innisbrook's Copperhead Course broke golfers' spirits all weekend, with Patton Kizzire earlier punting his putter "like Cristiano Ronaldo" before mysteriously withdrawing from the tournament altogether. ⬇️

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🐝 Stinger of the Day

🎙️ The Starter

Why was The Masters not held from 1943-1945?

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Last Starter: 91% of readers knew that the Pimento Cheese sandwich is a fan favorite at the Masters, but the players themselves have their own unique traditions at Augusta National. While Gary Player begins each Masters with a prayer of thanks at Magnolia Lane, Keegan Bradley always walks down the 10th hole with his wife who gets an Azalea from the same Vermont volunteer every year. The most refreshingly honest ritual? Danny Willett putting on his Green Jacket and having a beer in the Champions Locker Room immediately upon arrival - a champion's privilege that might explain his relaxed demeanor during tournament week. ⬇️

👀 The Next Big Sport

Pickleball took the world by storm in 2020. It’s not often that a new sport/game breaks through the noise of everyday life. And there’s reason to believe that the next sport to do this could be BucketGolf - finally a golf game getting some recognition. ⬇️

📰 GOLF STORIES

⛳️ You Don’t Know Sh*t

J.J. Spaun just offered an emphatic "you don't know sh*t" to everyone who criticized his fatal club selection at TPC Sawgrass. After watching his playoff-ending tee shot sail completely over the Island Green, armchair critics blamed him for copying Rory McIlroy's 9-iron selection. Spaun fired back on the Foreplay Pod, revealing he was hitting 8-irons exactly 128 yards in warmups and wasn't influenced by McIlroy, who's "two clubs longer than me" and "one of the longest guys on tour." ⬇️

🙋‍♀️ JESSICASHUSBAND

The Valspar Championship's tradition of letting caddies personalize their bibs has produced another viral gem. Adam Hadwin's caddie Joe Cruz brilliantly labeled himself as carrying for "JESSICASHUSBAND" - a perfect tribute to the PGA Tour's most entertaining spouse on social media. Jessica Hadwin has become Golf Twitter's favorite follow with her hilariously honest takes, including last week's admission that she wanted to "jump from a moving vehicle" after making an ill-timed joke when Adam missed the Players Championship cut. ⬇️

👀 What an awkward phone call

Tiger Woods and ex-wife Elin Nordegren apparently have a strange divorce arrangement - he pre-warns her about all his new girlfriends. Insiders reveal Woods called Nordegren with news of his Vanessa Trump romance in an "awkward but civil" conversation where Elin's first reaction was "Seriously? A Trump? For real?" The new couple reportedly connected at their children's elite Florida private school, where "parental involvement" requirements forced them to interact frequently before friendship blossomed into something more. ⬇️

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  • 💰 Golf model Paige Spiranac schools us on golf etiquette

  • ⛳️ Travis Kelce earns praise for what he did AFTER golfing last Friday

  • ☠️ Kai Trump’s total meltdown days after Rory’s backhand compliment

  • 😩 Tiger Woods in great spirits after rupturing achilles tendon

  • 👀 Jordan Spieth: “The Masters is the easiest major to win”

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