⛳️ Drunk Driving

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Bogey Bois
August 01, 2025

Happy Friday. A drunk Wyoming man stole an unattended golf cart at Buffalo airport and took it for a joyride down the moving walkway at 1am, causing hundreds of thousands in damage while appearing completely unbothered. Kevin Sinning, 29, drove the six-seater cart down one side of the walkway, turned around at the terminal end, then casually drove back up the other side as employees shouted at him to stop. His nonchalant Mario Kart-style destruction went viral. ⬇️

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  • ⛳️ Tom Brady questioned why Scottie Scheffler said he'd "rather be a great father than a great golfer," arguing in his newsletter that the two aren't mutually exclusive.

  •  👀 Joel Dahmen started Thursday ranked 101st in FedEx Cup points, one spot outside playoff qualification, then opened the Wyndham Championship with 10 birdies and a 61 to take the lead.

  • 🤣 Desire Gentleman's Club sued a Donald Ross-designed municipal golf course after getting bumped from their 21st annual tournament for an ironworkers union charity event - the strangest golf lawsuit ever.

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⛳️ Tom Brady criticizes Scottie Scheffler, his take

Tom Brady questioned why Scottie Scheffler said he'd "rather be a great father than a great golfer," arguing in his newsletter that the two aren't mutually exclusive. The seven-time Super Bowl champion claimed his laser focus on football was actually him "doing the best possible thing for my family" by setting an example through work dedication. Brady's take came after he unretired from the NFL and divorced Gisele Bundchen during his final season. ⬇️

👀 Joel Dahmen starts HOT at Wyndham

Joel Dahmen started Thursday ranked 101st in FedEx Cup points, one spot outside playoff qualification, then opened the Wyndham Championship with 10 birdies and a 61 to take the lead. The struggling pro fired three straight closing birdies after parting ways with his best friend and longtime caddie Geno Bonnalie just two weeks ago. A win would vault him into the top 50 and secure playoff status with a baby on the way. ⬇️

🤣 The strangest lawsuit in golf history

Desire Gentleman's Club sued a Donald Ross-designed municipal golf course after getting bumped from their 21st annual tournament for an ironworkers union charity event - the strangest golf lawsuit ever. The Providence strip club claims they'd already booked 36 dancers and paid for hole-in-one insurance before Triggs Memorial double-booked their June 7th date. The lawsuit has become a political cold war involving the mayor, prominent lobbyists, and city contractors. The most surprising part? This isn't even their first rodeo. ⬇️

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