Happy Wednesday. Bryson DeChambeau posted a cryptic Instagram photo near an EXIT sign asking "What would you do?" the day after Brooks Koepka announced his PGA Tour return, with his LIV contract expiring at the end of 2026. The two-time U.S. Open champ is one of three LIV stars who could accept the PGA Tour's one-time offer without suspension (Koepka paid $5 million and forfeited future equity). Bovada released odds of Bryson returning in 2026 at +185 with a Feb. 2 deadline looming. Golf's Content King knows he has serious leverage. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

• ⛳️ Haotong Li made a hole-in-one on a simulator version of TPC Sawgrass' 17th hole on his final swing with the clock ticking inside 10 seconds during the PGA Tour's 15-minute challenge for new 2026 members.

• 👀 A 30-acre Scottish Highlands golf course near Loch Ness is for sale for £1.5 million (just over $2 million), including four fully-furnished cottages, a clubhouse, car park, and practice area.

• 🤔 The Golf Place near Philadelphia is letting angry Eagles fans hit golf balls at offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo's face on simulators after Sunday's Wild Card loss to the 49ers, offering a healthier outlet than egging his home (which happened earlier this season).

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⛳️ Haotong Li just had a moment

Haotong Li made a hole-in-one on a simulator version of TPC Sawgrass' 17th hole on his final swing with the clock ticking inside 10 seconds during the PGA Tour's 15-minute challenge for new 2026 members. The four-time DP World Tour winner stuck it 10 feet past the pin and reeled it back down the slope into the cup in the most electric finish ever. When asked how he normally does on the real 17th after playing it twice, Li replied with an expletive. These guys are really, really ridiculously good. ⬇️

👀 You could buy this Scottish golf course

A 30-acre Scottish Highlands golf course near Loch Ness is for sale for £1.5 million (just over $2 million), including four fully-furnished cottages, a clubhouse, car park, and practice area. Aigas Golf Course, established in 1993, offers memberships for £300/year and adult green fees starting at £20 for the par-33 nine-holer. Long-time Loch Ness monster expert Adrian Shine just admitted "they were all fakes," so maybe it's time for a new obsession: running a golf course in the otherworldly Scottish Highlands. New year, new you. ⬇️

🤔 Eagles fans hit golf balls at their OC

The Golf Place near Philadelphia is letting angry Eagles fans hit golf balls at offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo's face on simulators after Sunday's Wild Card loss to the 49ers, offering a healthier outlet than egging his home (which happened earlier this season). The Eagles averaged just 311 yards/game behind the 6-11 Saints and mustered only 19 points in the playoff loss, with video showing Jalen Hurts seemingly in disbelief over Patullo's failed 4th-down call. Co-owner Justin Hepler said it's "a fun way to let off steam." Two birds, one stone. ⬇️

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