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Happy Wednesday. Jake Knapp's girlfriend Makena White got in trouble with HR after being caught on camera celebrating his historic 59 at the Cognizant Classic while she was supposed to be working from home. White revealed on social media that this wasn't her first workplace incident caused by Knapp's career milestones, as his breakthrough Mexico Open win also created awkward explanations at the office. Her punishment for prioritizing golf over work? A strongly worded email. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

  • ⛳️ Bryson DeChambeau is in hot water again for telling LIV Golf officials that fans "can't be saying 'miss it, miss it'" during his shots

  •  👀 Adam Sandler told Bryson DeChambeau to "stay in the cart, I got this sh--" before draining an eagle putt during their Breaking 50 YouTube collaboration

  • 🤝 The Golf Galaxy employee who fitted Zac Blair and confidently said he'd beat the PGA Tour pro turned out to be Nic Urban, a 2024 Michigan Adaptive Golf champion

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⛳️ Bryson is in trouble again

Bryson DeChambeau went viral again for telling LIV Golf officials that fans "can't be saying 'miss it, miss it'" during his shots, just one week after his spotter incident. The two-time U.S. Open champ complained about fans doing what sports fans do at an event featuring a literal "party hole." His word choice matters: saying fans "can't" versus "shouldn't" makes him sound like a narc using celebrity status to police crowd behavior. ⬇️

👀 Adam Sandler talking shit

Adam Sandler told Bryson DeChambeau to "stay in the cart, I got this sh--" before draining an eagle putt during their Breaking 50 YouTube collaboration filmed at Happy Gilmore 2's golf course location. The cocky callout worked perfectly as Sandler buried the clutch putt like his fictional character would have. The video eclipsed three million views in 24 hours, proving the Sandman has serious game both on camera and on the course. ⬇️

🤝 The club fitter, revealed

The Golf Galaxy employee who fitted Zac Blair and confidently said he'd beat the PGA Tour pro turned out to be Nic Urban, a 2024 Michigan Adaptive Golf champion who'll represent Minnesota at the 2026 Special Olympics. Urban is also the Minnesota Golf Association's adaptive golf ambassador and helped create the state's first Adaptive Golf Open. Blair invited him to the 3M Open and used his viral fame to raise money for Youth on Course, one of Urban's causes. ⬇️

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