Happy Sunday. Greenland hosts the World Ice Golf Championships on a small island called Uummannaq. The greens are called “whites”.

We discuss:

⛳️ Golfing with Obama

🎃 PGA Pro Halloween Costumes

🍺 The 19th Hole: JD Vance & Mini Golf

If you missed Wednesday’s newsletter, read it here.

🎙️ The Starter

Last Starter: 82% of readers correctly guessed that Eldrick is the real biological first name of Tiger Woods.

🐝 Stinger of the Day

Last Week’s Stinger.

⛳️ Golfing with Obama

The Philadelphia Eagles teed it up with Barack Obama.

The foursome: Saquon Barkley, Jalen Hurts, Obama, and Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie.

Due to a contract clause, Hurts didn’t play, but he called it a “blessing” to be with the former President.

Apparently, Obama is a trash talker on the course. Wonder how profane that gets. What’s off limits? Does he apologize afterwards?

🎃 PGA Pro Halloween Costumes

Did you dress up for Halloween? Some of the biggest names in golf did. Check em out.

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🍺 The 19th Hole: JD Vance & Mini Golf

Last week, Trump went on the Joe Rogan Podcast and they talked about golf.

This week, JD Vance went on and they (kinda) talked about it too. Well, mini golf. Apparently, Vance was playing mini golf during the first assassination attempt on Trump. When he got the news, he went “fight or flight”, grabbed his kids, and went home to load his guns. He stood like a “sentry at the front door.”

We suck at betting. Like badly. Bogey Bois picks are 1-4.

We need something to hit. Anything. Last time, we took the over in the Thursday night game. That’s what you do when you’re ice cold. The other thing you do when you’re ice cold? Take the Chiefs.

🏈 Bogey Bois Pick: Chiefs -8.5 over the Bucs

If this loses, we may retire. See you on Wednesday. 🤝

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