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Happy Wednesday. Did you know that the phrase “mashed potatoes” is banned at the Masters? Here’s the full list of banned words, courtesy of Augusta National.

We discuss:

🏌️‍♂️ Donald Trump and Elon Musk golf together

🤴🏽 The Greatest Round of Golf Ever Played

⛳️ Driving Range: Fix Your Slice

If you missed Sunday’s newsletter, read it here.

🎙️ The Starter

🐝 Stinger of the Day

Last Stinger.

🏌️‍♂️Donald Trump and Elon Musk golf together

Donald Trump and Elon Musk played golf together. That’s a crazy headline. It is 2024 though. Nothing is a surprise at this point.

Also, there’s just no conceivable way that Elon Musk is good at golf. Definitely overthinks every shot. Mental midget. Smart guy though.

Allegedly, this is Trump’s last round for a while. He’s vowed to lay off the links until the country is “back on track.”

🤴🏽 The Greatest Round of Golf Ever Played

In our last email, we mentioned Kim Jong-il’s one and only round of golf, where he had 11 hole-in-ones. I’ll take his word for it.

The point is, many readers replied to the email and wanted to talk about it. If true (it’s not), this has to be the greatest round of golf ever played.

Other things that Kim Jong-il “did”:

1. He invented the Burrito (video below).

2. He wrote 1,500 books and six operas by the time he got to college.

3. He could control the weather with his “moods.”

4. He didn’t need to use the bathroom.

💰 Money Talks

A large percentage of Bogey Bois readers have a finance/business background. And if you don’t, odds are you’re into stocks. Or crypto. Or…NFTs? Whatever your vice, money talks. And nothing is talking louder than Bitcoin right now. Yesterday, it topped $89,000 for the first time.

Analysts credit a lot of the recent gains with what many predict will be a “crypto-friendly” Trump administration.

This isn’t a finance newsletter though, so let’s add a little humor. Take a look at the first pizza paid for with Bitcoin. The value of the coins (pizza) today would be $700M. I like pizza, but not that much. ⬇️

⛳️ Driving Range: Fix Your Slice

After a bad round, I jump on youtube and watch a video like this. It never works though (my slice is invincible).

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Finally, a win. Eagles +1.5 over the Cowboys ✅

We are back on track. We’re hot (too soon?). Bogey Bois picks are now 2-6.

Let’s stay hot.

🏈 Bogey Bois Pick: Bengals +1 over the Chargers

I’m a Chargers fan. Trust me, this is the one.

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