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⛳️ The Presidents Cup
Let's Go USA!
Bogey Bois
September 29, 2024
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Happy Sunday. It’s been 1 year since HatGate. In the 2023 Ryder Cup, Patrick Cantlay and Xander Schauffele refused to wear Team USA hats while competing in Rome. Everyone take a deep breath, our boys are rocking the stars and stripes again. Let’s go USA!
We discuss:
🇺🇸 Presidents Cup Update
🏌️ Pro Golfers: Who’s Your Role Model?
❌ Donald Trump Is Done (with golf)
If you missed Wednesday’s newsletter, read it here.
🎙️ The Starter
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🇺🇸 Presidents Cup Update
The USA has lost the Presidents Cup ONE TIME. Uno. The boys in red, white, and blue aren’t losing this (someone knock on wood). But, that doesn’t mean it’s been a smooth road.
So far:
Day 1 (Thursday): USA sweeeeeeeeeeep
Day 2 (Friday): A “historic rout” from the International Team
Day 3 (Yesterday): A much-needed USA win
Watch the highlights from yesterday: ⬇️
Let’s close this thing out today boys! 🇺🇸
👕 Read The Rules
Once something goes mainstream, it always gets ruined. And I refuse to let that happen here.
When I’m on the course, I don’t care about my score. I throw a few beers back with the guys. Life is good. And I’m always wearing Pins & Aces
The problem: everyone is wearing Pins & Aces now. It’s turning mainstream. And I’m not gonna let the masses ruin this one. So here are the ground rules…
If you take more than 2 practice swings, do not wear Pins & Aces
If you use iron covers, do not wear Pins & Aces
If you give me an unsolicited swing tip, do not wear Pins & Aces
If your favorite golfer is Patrick Reed, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do not wear Pins & Aces
For those who qualify, here’s a gift:
🐝 Stinger of the Day
🏌️ Pro Golfers: Who’s Your Role Model?
Who is your role model? Yes, you. I’m not your boss, don’t roll your eyes at me. Answer the question.
Typical responses in 2024 include:
Your parents
Your favorite athlete
Now, forget average people like you and me. Who do the best golfers in the world look up to? Who are their role models?
A reporter at the Presidents Cup was wondering the same thing…
My favorite response:
Tom Kim: “I don’t have anybody” 💀
❌ Donald Trump Is Done (with golf)
Donald Trump was nearly killed on his golf course last week.
Sooooo, he’s decided to stop playing… at his courses.
Do you think other courses will let him drive on the green? ⬇️
All jokes aside, Trump is an absolute stick. He would destroy me. DESTROY ME. I’m 23 and in my athletic prime. He’s 78 and well, fat.
Don’t believe me? Check out this video:
🍺 The 19th Hole (win a free polo)
The 19th hole is a simple place. We ask a question. You reply to this email with your answer. We pick our favorite response and that person wins a FREE POLO.
Today’s Question: What is the best round you’ve ever had? Tell us about it!
Last week’s question: Who is your favorite golfer and why?
The winner: “It’s gotta be John Daly. He plays golf like he handles relationships: fast, wild, and with plenty of rough patches”
Reply to this email and good luck! 🤝
That’s a wrap. Here’s your to-do list for today.
Enjoy your Sunday. 🙂
Root for the greatest country in the world. 🇺🇸
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