It’s Wednesday. It’s also National Liquor Day. That means we have a two-step plan for you. Step 1…read this email and Step 2…book a tee time with the fellas. A little hot apple cider with Fireball on the course. Thank me later. Now, let’s get into it.

We discuss:

⛳️ Happy Gilmore is Anti-Joke

🏀 Caitlin Clark Hole-in-One (almost)

🐯 Tiger Woods Surgery Update

If you missed Sunday’s newsletter, read it here.

🎙️ The Starter

⛳️ Happy Gilmore is Anti-Joke

Happy Gilmore was released in 1996, and the sequel is set to come out next year. According to Julie Bowen, Happy's love interest, Happy Gilmore 2 won't feature any targeted or hurtful jokes.

Pair this with a star-studded cast featuring Bad Bunny and Travis Kelce, and it seems Happy Gilmore has gone Hollywood.

So, I guess that means no more iconic temper tantrums like the one from the first movie.

Click this video to watch: ⬇️

I think Happy Gilmore 2 is going to suck. I hope it’s great, but I have my doubts. Comedy today isn’t what it was back in 1996.

🐝 Stinger of the Day

😉 Last Week’s Stinger.

🏀 Caitlin Clark Hole-in-One (almost)

If you don’t know who Caitlin Clark is, you must live under a rock.

She’s my favorite women’s player, not because of her skill, but because she has a big mouth. She talks trash. She has a lot of haters, and she doesn’t care.

She plays golf just like she plays basketball. Check out this video she posted: ⬇️

🎁 Giveaway of the Day

Today, we’re giving away 2 polos and a hat from Hole Hound Golf. They are sweeeeet! Every golfer needs polos and hats, so this is a golden opportunity.

To enter, all you have to do is click “YES” & we’ll pick a winner ASAP. No one enters these things so you actually have a chance. ⬇️

🐯 Tiger Woods Surgery Update

Tiger was absent from his charity golf event on Monday as he’s currently recovering from his sixth back surgery. SIXTH. Truly unbelievable.

Read about his recovery and find out when he’ll be back on the course: ⬇️

🍺 The 19th Hole

This video is gold! Bob Does Sports attempted the Fireball challenge: 3-man scramble, 9 holes, and 27 Fireball shots. Check it out below!

That’s a wrap for today’s email. It also might be a wrap for golf season up here in New England. It is getting COLD. See you on Sunday 🤝

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