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⛳️ Piss Missile

Bogey Bois
August 20, 2025

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Happy Wednesday. Chris Gotterup launched a "piss missile" that struck a spotter at the BMW Championship so hard it literally branded a tiny Bridgestone logo into the man's calf muscle. NBC's Smylie Kaufman said the errant shot flew into the crowd at "approximately 3,000 mph," leaving a perfect imprint of the golf ball's logo on the unfortunate volunteer's leg. Bridgestone is reportedly trying to find the guy, presumably to offer free sleeves, but he probably never wants to see another golf ball. ⬇️

Which tour pro would you least like to take a 🚀 to the calf from??
Here’s @SmylieKaufman10 on the wayward missile that @ChrisGotterup launched @BMWchamps 😂
@charliehulme | @SportsGridTV | @bridgestonegolf
— The Smylie Show (@thesmylieshow)
1:50 PM • Aug 19, 2025

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

⛳️ Rickie Fowler finally snapped at an Instagram troll named "Cliff C." who's been sending him "horrific messages" for weeks, posting "I'd love to see you face-to-face" after finishing his season at the BMW Championship.
👀 Ben Griffin started the BMW Championship final round six over through three holes after accidentally overdosing on clumped creatine, causing "tremors" and making him "freak out" during his opening triple-double-bogey nightmare.
💀 A Piper Cherokee made an emergency crash landing at Sydney's Mona Vale Golf Club after losing power, sliding to a stop next to a green as terrified golfers rushed to help the occupants.

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⛳️ Rickie Fowler snapped

Rickie Fowler finally snapped at an Instagram troll named "Cliff C." who's been sending him "horrific messages" for weeks, posting "I'd love to see you face-to-face" after finishing his season at the BMW Championship. The harassment apparently stemmed from controversy over Fowler receiving six sponsor exemptions to signature events despite missing the top 50 cutoff last season. Fowler's T-6 finish clinched his spot in 2026 signature events, but the soft-spoken pro had enough of the online abuse. ⬇️

And then there’s this… 😳😂
— Rickie Fowler Tracker (@Rickie_Tracker)
11:20 PM • Aug 17, 2025

👀 Ben Griffin overdosed on creatine

Ben Griffin started the BMW Championship final round six over through three holes after accidentally overdosing on clumped creatine, causing "tremors" and making him "freak out" during his opening triple-double-bogey nightmare. The two-time winner threw chunks of supplement in his water bottle, swallowed one whole, and nearly derailed his entire season before his caddie made him chug water and calm down. He then played the next 15 holes seven under for a bizarre 69. Golf Digest's verdict after 75 years? This one's a first. ⬇️

Ben Griffin was 6-over after 3 holes Sunday at the BMW.
Why? He said he mistakenly overdosed on creatine.
Let him explain... oh, and @bengriffingolf played the last 15 holes in 7-under by the way.
— Paul Hodowanic (@PaulHodowanic)
8:38 PM • Aug 17, 2025

💀 Emergency landing at golf course

A Piper Cherokee made an emergency crash landing at Sydney's Mona Vale Golf Club after losing power, sliding to a stop next to a green as terrified golfers rushed to help the occupants. The student pilot and instructor suffered only minor injuries after taking off from Camden Airport 82 miles away an hour earlier. One golfer said the plane flew so low he "could have thrown a club up and hit it." Just another hazard to add to the list alongside errant shots and poisonous snakes. ⬇️

Two men in their 50s have made a miracle escape after their Piper Cherokee crashed in an emergency landing at a golf course on Sydney’s Northern Beaches.
The plane made an emergency landing at Mona Vale Golf Course in Mona Vale about 2pm. The plane left Camden about 1pm and was
— Breaking Aviation News & Videos (@aviationbrk)
9:22 AM • Aug 17, 2025