Happy Wednesday. Netflix captured the exact moment Scottie Scheffler tried explaining golf to a clueless cop from the back of a police car. Full Swing's new season shows the world #1 being told he looks "too casual" to be elite right after getting handcuffed at Valhalla. The officer's burning question while Scheffler was detained? Whether Tiger Woods is actually "as good as they say." ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

• ⛳️ Tiger Woods hasn’t touched a golf club in weeks and “really hasn’t thought about golf” - could this actually be the end for Tiger? (read more)

• 🔪 An ivy leaguer named Matthew killed his brother with a golf club - and then lit the family cat on fire (this is not a joke)

• 🎉 Texas Tech basketball fan drains 94 foot putt and celebrates with Patrick Mahomes (watch the putt)

• 🏋️‍♀️ John Daly believes that working out is harmful - he argues it destroys golfers' flexibility and careers (hear him out)

🐝 Stinger of the Day

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🎙️ The Starter

Last Starter: 42% of readers knew that Tiger Woods has won $120 million over the course of his career. His first big purchase after making it? Paying off his parents' second mortgage that funded his junior tournaments. His family had to mortgage their house just so 14-year-old Tiger could travel to AJGA events, a debt he erased by age 20. Years later, he fought back tears recounting this story during his emotional Hall of Fame speech. ⬇️

📰 GOLF STORIES

⛳️ Is this the end for Tiger?

Tiger's mysterious TGL absence last night has insiders panicking about his future. After his mom's passing, Woods admitted he "really hasn't thought about golf" and hasn't touched a club in weeks. With the Masters just 45 days away and his calendar frighteningly empty, whispers grow that golf's greatest comeback story may never get its final chapter. ⬇️

🎉 Monster Putt

Patrick Mahomes just lost his mind watching a fan drain a 94-foot monster putt at a Texas Tech basketball game. The superfan unleashed an absolute bomb, earning himself the most unlikely NFL superstar celebration in history. This might be the greatest crossover between golf and basketball ever witnessed on live television. ⬇️

🔪 Murder Weapon: 7 iron???

A golf club was allegedly used in a gruesome Princeton murder that has left investigators shaken. Matthew Hertgen, described as "preppy" and from a "perfect, all-American family," is accused of killing his brother with an iron and a golf club in their $2 million apartment. The disturbing case took an even darker turn when authorities revealed he also set the family cat on fire during the attack. ⬇️

🏋️‍♀️ John Daly thinks working out is harmful

The man who built his career on cigarettes and Diet Coke is now lecturing the fitness crowd about longevity. John Daly claims today's "hardcore" gym routines are secretly destroying golfers' flexibility and careers, predicting these pros "won't be playing when they're 55, 60 years old." ⬇️

🎰 LOCK FACTORY

Picks for the Cognizant

Last week’s picks (Mexico Open):

• Akshay Bhatia Top 10 (+190) ✅

• Patrick Rodgers Top 10 (+260) ❌

If not for an all-time terrible Sunday from Patrick Rodgers, we could have had a great weekend with both guys finishing in the Top 10. Still ended up with a +190 hit with Bhatia and now on to the Cognizant. This week it's about balancing the risk, so we're going to add an amateur in the mix just to spice it up a little. The guys we're riding with this week are:

• Shane Lowry Top 10 (+200)

• Denny McCarthy Top 20 (+170)

• Luke Clanton Top 20 (+235)

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