⛳️ Scheffler wins PGA Championship

Happy Monday. Exactly one year after his shocking arrest mugshot shocked the golf world, Scottie Scheffler hoisted the Wanamaker Trophy at Quail Hollow Sunday. The world No. 1 fended off a mid-round surge from Jon Rahm, who briefly pulled even before imploding with a devastating 5-over collapse on the "Green Mile" closing stretch. Scheffler's five-stroke victory gives him three major championships at just 28, joining Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods as the only golfers since WWII with 15 tour wins and three majors before turning 29. ⬇️

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  • ⛳️ A spectator at Quail Hollow earned his PGA Championship souvenir the hard way Saturday when Jon Rahm's errant approach shot delivered a direct hit to his forehead

  • 🍻 Brooks Koepka apparently coped with his disastrous PGA Championship missed cut in the most relatable way possible—a beer run

  • 👀 A volunteer at Quail Hollow took a heroic dive into the pond to get Rory’s water ball (the dedication is real)

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⛳️ Jon Rahm hit a guy in the head

A spectator at Quail Hollow earned his PGA Championship souvenir the hard way Saturday when Jon Rahm's errant approach shot delivered a direct hit to his forehead. The impact was so savage it sent Rahm's ball careening Looney Tunes-style across the entire 11th green before settling in the rough on the opposite side. Seconds before the skull-rattling thwack, CBS's Ian Baker-Finch had ominously noted "look at that flag, it's almost missed the green it's so far over there." Remarkably, the fan appeared more stunned than concussed, managing to laugh it off as Rahm arrived with the traditional apology glove—a small consolation for temporarily having golf ball dimples tattooed on his forehead. ⬇️

🍻 Brooks Koepka goes on a beer run

Brooks Koepka apparently coped with his disastrous PGA Championship missed cut in the most relatable way possible—a beer run. After shooting 76 on Friday and getting into a heated "come down here and say it" altercation with a heckler, the five-time major winner was spotted at a Charlotte-area QuikTrip loading up on Miller Lite. A local golfer named Keith immortalized the moment with a stealth photo that immediately went viral. ⬇️

👀 Volunteer goes all out for Rory’s ball

A volunteer at Quail Hollow just delivered the most heroic dive for a souvenir in PGA Championship history. After Rory McIlroy's tee shot found water at the drivable par-4 14th during Sunday's final round, cameras caught a marshal sprawled out on his stomach, arm fully submerged in the hazard, desperately fishing for the five-time major champion's discarded TaylorMade ball. The best part? A perfectly-timed drone shot caught him slyly slipping his recovered treasure into his pocket, clearly thinking nobody noticed his aquatic heist. ⬇️

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