Happy Wednesday. Brandel Chamblee recalled meeting 11-year-old Anthony Kim at PGA West when coach Anthony Schriber said "you gotta come watch this little kid I'm working with." After Kim hit several tee shots in front of the PGA Tour pro, the cocky kid turned around and asked, "Who's gonna beat me?" Chamblee praised Kim's perseverance during his LIV comeback, which culminated in his Adelaide victory last month—three decades after that confident declaration. At least for one week, no one could beat that grown-up kid. Wow. ⬇️

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🔍 Today’s highlights:

• ⛳️ Tiger Woods gave a hilarious update when asked about returning to competitive golf after his seventh back surgery: "I'm playing a member-guest. I'm ready to go!"

• 👀 Golf bettor Larry guaranteed Scottie Scheffler wouldn't win The American Express saying "if Scottie wins I will only eat Wendy's chili for a month—ZERO chance."

👀 Tiger is back?

Tiger Woods gave a hilarious update when asked about returning to competitive golf after his seventh back surgery: "I'm playing a member-guest. I'm ready to go!" The relatable response drew cheers, though Tiger's member-guest is the star-studded Seminole Pro-Member with a tee sheet stronger than this week's Cognizant Classic. Jupiter Links lost to Boston Common in TGL's first overtime chip-off by four inches, needing a win Tuesday against The Bay for playoffs. Woods isn't officially competing at Seminole while ramping up for the Masters, but may still take a few cuts. ⬇️

🤔 Scottie just started a new fitness craze

Golf bettor Larry guaranteed Scottie Scheffler wouldn't win The American Express saying "if Scottie wins I will only eat Wendy's chili for a month—ZERO chance." Scheffler won by four, forcing Larry to eat nothing but chili for 31 days and 90+ servings. The result? He dropped 28.6 pounds from 258.6 to 230. "Might be the best new fitness craze," joked one observer after seeing transformation photos. Larry's first post-chili meal? A hot honey fried chicken sandwich from The Kitchen Counter: "without a doubt, the best chicken sandwich in the world." ⬇️

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