⛳️ Shark

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Bogey Bois
March 10, 2025

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Happy Monday. Donald Trump's legendary Scottish golf resort just suffered a midnight attack so brazen that police were called at 4:40 AM. Mysterious raiders transformed the immaculate championship course with giant painted letters and reportedly dug holes directly into one of the fairways. The politically-charged assault appears directly connected to the president's controversial recent statements about Gaza's future that have sparked international backlash from multiple world leaders. ⬇️

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🐝 Stinger of the Day

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🎙️ The Starter

Which golfer is nicknamed 'Great White Shark?'

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Last Starter: 90% of readers knew that being a "scratch golfer" indicates a handicap of 0. There are roughly 65 million golfers in the world, with less than 1% of them achieving scratch status. We can say with utmost confidence that this guy is not part of that 1%. His girlfriend was filming his bunker shot when he hit an absolute stinger directly into her forehead. It did, in fact, leave a mark. ⬇️

📰 GOLF STORIES

⛳️ Airpods on the course?

Cameron Young just became the first PGA Tour pro to blame Apple for his errant tee shot at Bay Hill. Golf Twitter exploded when cameras caught him bombing his opening drive out of bounds while sporting an AirPod in his ear, causing instant bedlam among gamblers. Young mysteriously removed the device before reaching the green, sparking wild speculation about what bizarre audio content could have been worth sacrificing his tournament chances. ⬇️

💰 Donald Trump’s Golf Trips

Donald Trump's weekend golf addiction is bleeding Palm Beach taxpayers dry at an unprecedented rate. The president has visited Florida six times since his January inauguration, forcing the county sheriff to request an emergency $45 million security budget through November. Even more shocking? Sheriff Bradshaw warned commissioners: "We've already heard information where he may be spending more time here than in Washington," as Trump's $200,000-per-hour Air Force One trips continue padding his own business profits. ⬇️

😎 World’s Only Nudist Golf Course

There's a golf course in France where you're required to play completely naked. La Jenny naturist resort near Bordeaux features a 6-hole layout where clothing is strictly forbidden, with rates starting at just $2.50. Imagine the first-hole jitters here ⬇️

🐅 Can Tiger win the Masters?

A secret Tiger Woods sighting has insiders buzzing about his potential Masters comeback. NBC analyst Brad Faxon revealed shocking details from Woods' mysterious appearance at ultra-exclusive Seminole Golf Club, where he reportedly "drove it out there with Keegan [Bradley] on every shot" and walked all 18 holes "without even a limp." Despite skipping the Players Championship, this covert practice round has experts suddenly predicting Tiger could still contend at Augusta. ⬇️

🍻 THE PARKING LOT

Tiger Woods Best Mic’d Up Moments Compilation ⬇️

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Disclosures

Mode Mobile recently received their ticker reservation with Nasdaq ($MODE), indicating an intent to IPO in the next 24 months. An intent to IPO is no guarantee that an actual IPO will occur.

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