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Issue 44 • Wed · July 22

01 This Week's Big Swing

Mow the rough that won The Open

The Claret Jug in front of the Royal Birkdale clubhouse

WE'D APPLY 🔥

Watched the field hack out of the Birkdale fescue all weekend and thought:

"I could grow nastier rough than that."

Prove it.

Royal Birkdale — yes, that Royal Birkdale, the one that handed Ryan Fox the Claret Jug on Sunday — is hiring a part-time greenkeeper. Four hours a morning, Mon–Fri, keeping the most famous links in England championship-ready. The rough you watched eat golf balls on TV all week? You'd be its keeper.

📍 Southport, England⏰ 4 hrs a day, Mon–Fri🏢 Royal Birkdale

🔥 Bogey Bois verdict: We'd apply

Apply here →

02 Salary Spotlight

Three golf jobs hiring now — tap a role to apply.

Public Area Attendant
Old Course Hotel · St Andrews — mop floors at the Home of Golf

$18/hr

General Manager
Concert Golf · Omaha, NE — the whole club answers to you

$120–130K

Ryder Cup Operations Executive
European Tour Group · Ireland — Adare Manor 2027, inside the ropes

~$40K

Browse all golf jobs →

Ok, enough business — meme break ⛳

03 Meme of the Week

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Golfer leaping above the Birkdale fescue - walking into the weekend like

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bogeybois two-stroke penalty for footwork, so we hop through the fescue now. No footprints, no crime 💀

04 From the Group Chat

the bois ⛳ (4)

Tommy

2 shots for STANDING WRONG

Dave

the R&A really reviewed a man stepping on grass in 4K

he hit balls in the pitch dark til 10:30pm like a heartbroken teenager

Tommy

"I played great. That's what happened."

levitate next time. no footprints, no crime

The Bryson penalty, as covered by the group chat

dramatization. barely.

05 Moment of the Week

Ryan Fox rips a drive on Sunday at Royal Birkdale

Ryan Fox birdies the 72nd to win The Open by one — New Zealand's first Claret Jug since Bob Charles in 1963. 🏆

"Holy heck, you've just won the Open." Sam Burns led on Sunday morning; the links had other ideas. And Tommy Fleetwood? T4. At his home club. Again.

06 Caddie's Hot Take

Are you actually working on Thursday?

Open week's poll, audited. You all swore you'd be "working".

46%Coverage on the second monitor

31%Highlights only. I have discipline

23%Booked the day off like a pro

Verdict: 46% of you ran Birkdale on the second monitor and called it "deep work". Respect to the 23% who booked the day off like adults. ⛳ This week's argument is below 👇

The rough is hiring.

Mow the rough that won The Open

Are you actually working on Thursday?

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