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April 02, 2025

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Happy Wednesday. Tiger Woods just sent the entire golf world scrambling with the most cruel April Fool's prank imaginable. The 15-time major champion's shocking tweet claiming he'd miraculously recovered from Achilles surgery to play the Masters next week had fans believing the impossible for exactly five minutes. His savage follow-up confession "My Achilles is still a mess :)" proved even golf legends aren't above tormenting their followers on April 1st. ⬇️

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  • 🐢 Caddies typically worry about reading greens, calculating yardages, and managing their player's emotions—not dodging turtle urine on live TV (watch)

  • 😂 Min Woo Lee's six-inch winning putt transformed into unexpected comedy that even had his devastated opponent, Scottie Scheffler, laughing despite just watching his own victory hopes vanish (watch)

  • 👩‍❤️‍👨 Tiger secretly told Trump he's dating his son's ex-wife during a golf round, receiving an unexpected three-word response that changes everything (watch)

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 🐢 Turtle urinates on caddy during round

Caddies typically worry about reading greens, calculating yardages, and managing their player's emotions—not dodging turtle urine on live television. Canadian pro Taylor Pendrith's caddie Mitch Theoret's good deed at the Houston Open turned into an unexpected golden shower when the relocated reptile unleashed a surprising defense mechanism. The viral moment didn't derail Pendrith's impressive T-5 finish alongside Rory McIlroy, but definitely earned his bag man the unofficial "above and beyond" caddie award for the week. ⬇️

😂 Min Woo Lee trolls Scottie Scheffler

Golf's self-proclaimed "Chef" just cooked up his first PGA Tour victory with a side of perfectly timed comedy. Min Woo Lee's six-inch winning putt turned into impromptu theater when he mockingly straddled his ball and pretended to use AimPoint on the tap-in while Scottie Scheffler watched from the scorer's tent. The Australian showman managed to transform golf's most anticlimactic moment into viral entertainment that even made the devastated world #1 laugh despite losing by one shot. ⬇️

👩‍❤️‍👨 Tiger got Trump’s blessing

Tiger Woods' new relationship just received the most unexpected presidential endorsement in golf history. Donald Trump revealed Woods personally told him about dating his son's ex-wife during a recent golf outing, with Trump responding "that's good" to the unconventional family connection. The intriguing dynamic becomes even more noteworthy with Don Jr. reportedly being "fully supportive" of his ex-wife's relationship with his father's famous golf buddy. ⬇️

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