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January 31, 2025

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Happy Friday! WAKE UP! RORY IS DUNKING WEDGE SHOTS! A self-proclaimed "betting expert" gave everyone a "lock" of a pick, claiming there hadn't been a hole-in-one at Spyglass in about 10 years. The odds were +110 on MGM for no one to get a hole-in-one. About 10 minutes later, Rory did exactly that ⬇️

Only Rory’s SECOND ace in his entire PGA Tour career (which is nuts). The dunk is so sick tho. The AT&T ProAm is happening this weekend at Pebble Beach. One of the best tournaments of the early PGA season. Lots to talk about.

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🐝 Stinger of the Day

🎙️ The Starter

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Last Starter: Only 55% of you knew Rory was born in Ireland which is astonishing. I mean c’mon now. I guess technically he’s from Northern Ireland which is technically also Great Britain but still. We gotta do better. Speaking of Ireland, here is the the greatest golf course in their entire country… And they have some damn good golf.

🏌🏼‍♂️GOLF STORIES

🏌️‍♂️ Rory McIlroy Reveals 'Three Goals for the Rest of My Career'
Rory McIlroy has outlined his top career ambitions: winning The Masters, securing an Olympic medal, and achieving another Ryder Cup victory away from home. Reflecting on his decade-long pursuit of a fifth Major, McIlroy emphasized a renewed focus on personal performance to achieve these targets. ⬇️

Paige Spiranac shares 'smoking hot golf take' amid sport's turmoil
Paige Spiranac says supporting golf right now is like being a New York Jets fan—painful, messy, and filled with questionable decisions, but you stick with it anyway. The sport might be in shambles, but at least we have Paige to keep things interesting. ⬇️

Cam Davis leads Pebble Beach Pro-Am after hypnotherapy sessions
Cam Davis says hypnotherapy helped him take the lead at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am, proving that maybe we should all start getting hypnotized before our rounds. If this man starts making putts with his eyes closed while levitating, the rest of the Tour is in trouble. ⬇️

🍻 THE PARKING LOT

How does Bryson have time to make all these insane YouTube videos… Is there two of him? Did Bryson clone himself? One second he’s watching rockets launch with Trump & Elon, the next he’s breaking the course record at your local muni. Speaking of low rounds, check out Bryson ripping a 58. ⬇️

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🎰 LOCK FACTORY

The first weekend without football has me questioning pretty much everything. Yes, we’ve got the Super Bowl next weekend, but what the heck do we do this weekend. Well don’t worry, fellow degenerates, I’ve got you.

This week’s picks:

🏉 Six Nations Rugby: France vs. Wales
France is rolling into the Six Nations opener against Wales with one goal—keep the win streak alive and keep looking dominant. Wales might put up a fight, but let’s be real, the smart money is on France to handle business. Lock in France ML and enjoy the show.

⚽ Scottish Premiership: Motherwell vs. Celtic
Celtic is sitting pretty at the top of the table, 10 points clear, and they’re not about to let Motherwell mess with their vibe. They’ve owned this matchup historically, and this weekend should be no different. If you’re looking for a solid bet, Celtic ML is the move.

It’s time for Bogey Bois to get HOT. See more picks here.

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Rory’s club head speed leaves Grant Horvat speechless.

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